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Have you ever read the fine book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie?" Yes? Excellent! I therefore present: "If you take Jess to the Arboreteum":

If you take Jess to the Arboreteum . . . they just might be having a plant sale.
If they're having a plant sale . . . Jess just might remember her Mother's Day cash.
If Jess remembers her Mother's Day cash . . . she just might go wander the potting shed.
If she wanders the potting shed . . . Brie just might go with.
If Brie goes with . . . she might pick up pieces of gravel.
If she picks up pieces of gravel . . . she might put them in the plant pots.
If she puts them in the plant pots . . . Jess might take too much time looking at the plant pots.
If Jess takes too much time looking at the plant pots . . . she just might buy two verbenas, some Russian sage, some lemon balm, some creeping thyme and some garlic chives.
If she buys two verbenas, some Russian sage, some lemon balm, some creeping thyme and some garlic chives . . . she'll have to plant them.
If she wants to plant them . . . she'll have to go into the backyard.
If she goes out into the backyard . . . she'll see that the vegetable garden needs to be completely pulled out.
If she sees that the vegetable garden needs to be completely pulled out . . . she'll completely pull it out.
If she completely pulls out the vegetable garden . . . she'll want to plant her new plants.
If she wants to plant her new plants . . . she'll realize that they aren't vegetables.
If she realizes that they aren't vegetables . . . she'll need to figure out where to put them.
When she figures out where to put them . . . she'll repot some, plop others in the middle of the herb garden, and just might take out a tiny little bit more of the lawn.
If she repots some plants, plops others in the middle of the herb garden, and takes out a tiny little bit more of the lawn . . . she'll be pretty tired.
If she's pretty tired . . . she'll want to relax.
If she wants to relax . . . she'll want to go somewhere pretty.
And if she wants to go somewhere pretty, she just might want you to take her back to the Arboreteum.

-Jess