Brie, upon walking through the patio

"Look! There are snails."
"Yes."
"Be careful, they bite."
"Actually, they don't."
"Oh. Those ones don't. But there are FIRE SNAILS and those bite and hurt."
"Um, no. Maybe you're thinking of fire ants? There are fire ants. But there are no fire snails."
"Oh. But there are in SOME countries."
"No, there pretty much are no snails that hurt you."
"But if you punch them, they die. That's gross."
"Yes. That is gross."